Its the end of the school year. Lets recap what weve learned.
- Scapin, no matter how great of show, is over and is not coming back.
- Cranium is a game that no matter how well you get along with your opponent, you will fight them in everyway possible before the game is over.
- When lying, remember that the fifth time is the charm.
- Hard liquor, smooth jazz and bubbles make for an enjoyable evening.
- You can control the volume of a room full of people by just saying one word over and over again.
- No matter how many times you say it, Van Gogh is probably not the answer.
- Robots are like sex.
- When trashed and left home alone its probably not a good thing to run around screaming Go away! There is no one here!
- Maryland doesnt card.
- You cant wash whites with reds, even if they are antique white opera gloves.
- Laramie Project is a much different show under the influences.
- Boxers + Jazz pants = problems
- Watching men, dressed in drag, fall down the steps is hilarious.
- Dont complain about your dance tights to the costumer. Itll get worse.
- There is a fine line between wanting to be friends and wanting to be lovers and then becoming a stalker. (even for those special 37 year olds)
- Vibrating parrots make good presents.
- Ebonics and Bubonics are different.
- Scapin is over.
